The Cartoon Quote Game...

I know this one. Going to wait to see if anyone else gets it first though.

Just found it. It's the Jerry Colonna type fisherman from "Greetings, Bait."

That is correct. Time to take it away!

Thanks, Salty. Let's see who can get this one:


"That dumb old plant doesn't know the difference between a meal and a stomachache." "No, but I think it's learning."

Hint: The title character came up from the depths......

Well, I cheated, er, researched possible instances under "Man Eating Plant" in TV Tropes. There is one instance in The Godzilla Power Hour where Pete gets ensnared by a giant predatory plant. Brock and Godzooky succeed in rescuing him by feeding the monster a large rock.

Right, OUB, and it was Brock and Pete who spoke those lines in "The Time Dragons." So you get the next quote. Good job.

Cool; let me try something along the same "feed the monster something indigestible" line.

"Chew on this for a while, you clockwork kitty."

Got it. It's Monteray, from Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers.

Yes, it is Monterrey Jack, from the Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers episode "Robocat." Good memory, SB.

Thanks, but I can't credit my memory. I looked it up.

"Who are you?"
"I am your conscience."
"My conscience?"
"Sure, everybody has a conscience inside them."
"Then what are you doing outside?"

This sounds like an exchange between Pinocchio and Jiminy Cricket shortly after Pinocchio was brought to life by the Blue Fairy.

Actually this is between the notorious killer Bluebeard and a mouse dressed up like him from "Bye Bye, Bluebeard."

I suspect you're right, GW. However, I have a reputation for lobbing bricks, so ... mustn't disappoint the fans.

You are correct Glowworm, it's the exchange between Bluebeard and the mouse. After the last line, Bluebeard immediately swallows the mouse.

Then the mouse escapes through his teeth like little bar doors!
Forgive me for this one.
"Oh, son of a bi-bi-son of a bi-bi-son of a bi-bi- gun. Ha ha ha! You thought I was gonna say s-son of a bitch, didn't you? Ha ha!"

That's easy. It's Porky Pig, from an old blooper reel.

Yes, it's from "Breakdowns of 1939" and has Porky hitting his hand with a hammer. Who knew hearing Porky curse could be so satisfying?

Ah, the ol' gag reel for the office Christmas party. Gweat stuff. Gweat stuff.

Thanks, Glowworm. Now for a three way set of quotes:

"By the time they let you off the prison satellite, Zakor, I'll have a long white beard." "And so will I." "But not me. Long white hair, maybe, but no beard."