Memorable quotes from animated characters.

Seeing the post on "Truck Season" reminded me of these memorable quotes:

"Rabbit Season!"
"Duck Season!"

After seeing the poster that reads "Elmer Season:"

Bugs: Be vewy vewy quiet. We're hunting Elmers.

Daffy: (Imitates Elmer's laugh).

Here's an odd case where the character doesn't speak per se, but still delivers a dilly of a line:

Wile E Coyote, the legendary canid who finds new and ingenious ways to become extinct, has prepared yet another trap for the elusive Road Runner. The trap consists of two steel plates, held in place by a slide bolt in the middle, supporting tons of rocks some sixty feet overhead. As the Road Runner is about to pass beneath the fateful spot, the Coyote pulls out the bolt with a length of cord. But nothing happens; the rocks stay put, jammed in place by their own weight. Disgusted at the obvious failure of gravity and physics, the Coyote then stands beneath rocks, and starts jabbing them with a long rod. As some smaller rocks begin to tumble, it dawns on the Coyote just how bone-headed this action is, and he holds up a sign to the audience that reads:

"In Heaven's name, what am I doing?"

Um ... winning the Darwin Award, I'd say.

My favorite quote from "Rabbit Fire" has got to be this--Bugs:"For shame, Doc! Hunting rabbits with an Elephant gun!" Elmer looks confused "Elephant gun?" Bugs: "That's right, Doc. So why don't you go shoot yourself an elephant?" Just then, an elephant appears, imitating Joe Besser. "You do and I'll give you such a pinch!" Needless to say, Elmer will NOT be hunting elephants any time soon.

Life is bitter for I'm a sitter, and put little kitties to bed.
While I tuck the sheets around their feet, their busy slappin' my head.
They throw their trains and rattle my brains!
My head is full of dents!
No wonder I'm sour, goes on by the hour.
And each hour I earn 50 cents.

-Daffy
The Up-Standing Sitter

You're desthpicable. Yes, you're very definitely desthpicable. How a person can get so desthpicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't that.... de-de-desthpicable.

-Daffy
Rabbit Fire

In "A Gruesome Twosome" Bob Clampett's final Tweety short, right after the stupid cat takes down the Jimmy Durante cat before he can receive a kiss from the female cat, a dog appears. "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't actually belong in this picture, but I can't pass up a chance like this!" He then takes the kiss from the female cat.

This reminds me of a line from The Hep Cat. The cat woos a female cat who is actually a puppet controlled by the dog. While the cat is caressing the puppet's back, his hand touches the dog's nose. He pokes and honks the nose and says, "Well, something new has been added!"