New Animaniacs fail as in does not past the test failure

Original Animaniacs was amazing. It was a simple stylistic 1930's type cartoon characters in a not-so 1930's world. With slap-stick, humor, and so much going for it. It did its job of being a great animated Cartoon in which

A. Tell funny jokes after jokes, that only adults would get

B. Keep children entertained.

Taking A and B into concept imagine watching a movie and A and B are laughing. However they are laughing for different reasons.

The only problem is that I was going through puberty and was more into Pokemon and chasing girls. If anything Anime and Internet stuff was trending for me. However "Animaniacs", "EarthWorm Jim" and "Freakazoid" was still watch-a-ble at a point.

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Why "it" fails.

1. The animation is really nicely done but it is not as
A. Curvey ( like water ), or even as soft as before. Take when you see them animated they are on par but everything else looks like a hard-to-rock, animated style that looks unhappy, aggravating, like that mascot for Rax AKA mister delicious.
B. All the old and new characters seem to have this edge on them, which is consistent with " New DuckTales" ( and for some reason just about everything else ).

2. The writing is just not writing it is sponsered-content meant to brainwash you into rubbish.
A. If anything a show should slowly build up the characters and not just present them in a way that is childish.
B. The stories, themes, and jokes are more like current trending directed towards my early Generation-X mom. My mom is about "What is new and recent" meanwhile my generation is literally is looking back. That being said I understand all the things they are doing and saying but it feels forced and natural.
C. Clearly it tries to make a sad point and the point is not that "it is a girls world" but "it is a sad world". All of the fun from the original series is gone.

3. It suffers from the problems of new Powerpuff girls.

A. They removed the female characters ( all of them ) and left us with empty gags that leads nowhere.

No Caty-Caboom being upgraded.
No Good Feathers being upgraded.
No Hello Nurse being upgraded. In fact all the "Hello Nurse" Players/extras/others do not make any appearance at all.
No Minerva Minx bits at all. Despite providing perfect opportunity to use her again.
No cameos from any of the girls characters.

The only female characters are a room full of ( clearly ) pugly jew-talians ( see that "Sliders" episode ) who are obsessed about money. To dodge the fact that these are "women" they make the viewer clear that in order for any of these women to have the body they have they must be working out 24/7 ( while in their working clothing ). To make it clear the one "Female" ( because this is not a girl nore is a woman ), who we see on site is not a lesbian they gave her a kid. The kid is not cute, nore even looks like a kid but more or less the same characters face on a small body that could look like a boy. To make things even more wrong she is suppose to be a teenager ( like Katie-Kaboom ) but clearly has the body of a five year old.

My granddad the other day asked me. "Do I look good". Because he was growing his hair out and is all over the place. I tell him he looks like he is on vacation. Honestly that is what this entire show is like. It is as an elderly person allowed his feminist nutjob grand daughter to have creation power over this entire thing.

B. There is no gender equality in this show.

1. The only time they ever show anybody that even appear to look normal was when they did the modeling bit with Pinky. It was only one woman in all of the two seasons in the entire show, and she is a model? Are they trying to say whore on this one? Because honestly no.
2. Every other girl, female, or whatever had horse-face syndrome. Even this one mother character with the long nose was possible the only other good character drawn.
3. The whole point of the show is that once a girl turns a certain age, her face look like garbage and have to workout 24/7 to even look good and compare teenagers ( young adults ) to five year olds.
4. The made a skit with Brain and this other mouse ( which is suppose to be Hillary Clinton mofit ) but in reality it just fails entirely because they make Brain look stupid in his demands ( when in reality he is not ) and make her look like a prophet sent by god.
5. There are no girlish characters that resembles anything normal for most women via grades K-12 in a normal timeline. Everybody is super-woman, supremacist-discriminative boss, or border-line omgsh a girls life is so unbearable. Even in Sonic the Hedgehog the original cartoon, they had feminine characters that was girls at all. We do not even get any of that all we get is propaganda, propaganda, and more propaganda from somebody who is readying to hit the fan or is on their way out of this world.

HONESTLY, I HARD AGREE WITH YOU.

My favorite part was the GAINAX-style anime segment (that was absolutely amazing and I watched it over and over)
But that does NOT make up for how horribly preachy and left-leaning the new show is!

I did not want a stupid, opposite-of-subtle message that every single MODERN American cartoon feels like it's necessary to drill into the viewer's head.

All I wanted was to watch three funny kids harass stick-in-the-mud adults and drive them insane.

You know, what the OLD show did? They are supposed to make fun of EVERYBODY on every politics side. This was supposed to be G-rated South Park. But no, Hulu are cowards and bend to the will of SJWs.....most of who are ironically probably just as sick of this woke crap as I am by now.

"Dot has wit" was f&@#-ing STUPID as f#$%....she is apparently not allowed to be 'cute' anymore. Cause girls never care about looking cute now. That's definitely why we go out of way to look nice with makeup and pretty clothes and shoes. WE GOTTA BE THE CEO NOW. POLITICAL POWER!! THAT'S THE ONLY THING WE'RE ABOUT.

"fEmInIsM woOt"

Also WHY tf is she "the leader"? YAKKO is supposed to be the leader. Not because he is "iCkY mAle" but because he's OLDER!! I never once second-thought that. Younger siblings look up to and follow their older siblings. That's how it goes.

"bUt Yakko iS a bOy; Dot's a gIrl sO sHe gEtS tO tElL mAn wHaT tO dO cUz fEmInIsM woOt"

Yeah no. F**k you, Hulu. FIX THIS NOW. WOKE ANIMANIACS SUCKS.

I hope enough social media bullied Hulu into making the next season better. As if you couldn't tell, I too am female and guess what; I hate this preachy crap and think the 90s show is less offensive to women.

I really think they should bring-back the other Animaniacs characters.

Yeah, they should; the new stuff just isn't funny.

The funniest character on the show is probably Slappy Squirrel...and she just gets funnier as you age. xD

Slappy should return...I dunno if Goodfeathers should return...especially with the death of Ray Liotta.