Pepe Le Pew quotes

"Zee cabbage does not run away from zee corn-beef."

"I am stupid. No."

*Nearly falling off a cliff* "Do you know that when you are in love it is impossible to get insurance?!"

From Touché And Go (1957):

(Singing to the lady cat) "Ze arms of Pepe are upon you."

(While on a yacht) "I am ze captain, and you are ze first mate. Promotions will follow quickly!"

Final line: "One nice thing eez, the game of love eez never called on account of darkness."



From Two Scent's Worth (1955):

"Permit me to introduce myself. I am Pepe Le Pew, your lover."

"Zee stripe! It is gone! She is not a skunk at all!"(No Duh, Pepe!).

(After removing his own white stripe): "If you cannot beat them, join them! Wait for baby!"

"Ah! This leetle one wishes to commit suicide to prove her love for me. What a sweet gesture. Never-the-less, I must prevent eet!"

I shoot you with the ack-ack of love...

From the same cartoon: "I always got A's in gym."

(Kissing the hapless female cat-as-skunk): "Ze moon! Ze June! Ze spoon! C'est l'amour!! C'est toujours!"

"Friday? Monday? Right now?"

Yep, it's the second last line of Touche` and Go. After that he says, "The game of love is never called on account of darkness."

Another good one: "All is love in fair and war."

"Au revoir, pidgeon. Sweeting is such part sorrow."

*while swimming with no oxygen tank* "When you are a skunk, you learn how to hold your breath for a long time."


"A colleague of mine once noted, there is very little difference between men and women. But, VIVE LE DIFFERENCE!!"

"Acres and acres of girls!! And they are mine!! All mine!!!"

"Vive le colonies Americe`" (Pepe Le Pew, not sure what film)